Doris Una Lakeman is a 61-year-old struggling artist who enjoys watching television, drone photography and extreme ironing. She is stable and energetic, but can also be very evil and a bit unintelligent.

She is an American Sikh who defines herself as gay. She didn’t finish school. She is obsessed with cats.

Physically, Doris is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. She is tall with olive skin, brown hair and black eyes.

She grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. She was raised in a happy family home with two loving parents.

She is currently single. Her most recent romance was with a plumber called Rose Gladys King, who was 11 years older than her. Rose died in 1994.The papers reported the cause of death: ‘heart disease’

Doris has two children with late girlfriend Rose: Noel aged 27 and Harper aged 30.

Doris’s best friend is a struggling artist called Dayna Lynch. They get on well most of the time. She also hangs around with a struggling artist called Noah Ross. They enjoy escapology together.

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